Sickness--You

1. Headache--When you are watching a 3D movie but you think that you haven't put your 3D glasses while you actually have!!!

2. Diarrhea--When you realize that you have "more" that you thought you did.

3. Asthma--When you ask yourselves whether or not you have paid your air tax.

4. Stomachache--When you think you got all the spaghettis in the world tangled up inside.

5. Runny nose--When you kiss someone but that person seems odorless.

6. Sprained ankle--When you feel like tap-dancing.

7. Gastritis--When you feel slimmer that you keep on "measuring" your waist.

So,..how do you feel tonight?